Sitting At Bizzarobucks

As the title says, I'm sitting at my Starbucks sister store thinking about a sign that I saw on the way here. Although I didn't get to nab a photo of it, there was a construction company called Construction Adventure, Inc. Now is may be just me, but I'm pretty sure that I want my construction of anything to be adventure free. That was just my simple though on that issue.

My other thought is what I saw on the side of a church van as I pulled in. The side of it said, Youths in Christ, Inc. Now it's not that they are believers in Christ that bothers me so much, it was the whole Inc. part that bothered me. If you church has developed beyond that of an organization and developed into a pure incorporation, that is when it is NOT in any way, shape of form a religion. It has suddenly turned into a profit making machine.

So much for religion! Anyway, that's all I have to say here! Now on to study for a test! Bye!

Had To Share

This is from The $39 Experiment. Highlighted in red is my favorite part:

Dear Sir or Madam:

I have to tell you – I love your chicken. It's the best fried chicken around. The breading... I could eat a bucket full of just the breading. Breading and skin. That's the ticket! Anyway, your chicken is outstanding. If I weren't afraid of being arrested, I'd go to KFC to lick other people's fingers – that's how much I like your chicken. Please send me a coupon for a free chicken, so that I do not have to resort to licking strangers' fingers. Thank you in advance,
Tom Locke, fried chicken enthusiast

Lottery Of The Cosmos

Holy crap, and update! I know it's been awhile, but ideas have been short and I'm pretty sure that people don't want to hear about my personal life. It's not that interesting. On to the "meat" of the post.

No matter who you are, when you see a shiny new sports car pull up, you always want to peek inside to see who they are and what they look like. For guys they want to look at the hot babe, and chicks like to see the hot hunk of a man. Often times, seeing those things are rare. In my experience you find a few different things. It's kind of a lottery.

So your sitting there in your car at a stop light and this brand new sports car rolls up next you. As they roll the windows down, your silently cheering on the materialization of this chick:

But when that fails to appear, the cosmos randomly selects A, B or C.

When it comes to women, they usually have the same choices, just that they are all guys. So yeah, that is just my thought for today. I am going to redo another post that I had made awhile back. It wasn't as cohesive and awesome as I wanted it to be. Anyway, it feels good to get that out.

Happi Summer

Yeah, things around here are pretty lame. There isn't much to blog about in all reality. That is why things are kind of dead around here. Probably the coolest thing that I have had happen to me is that of working like 30 hours this week! That means I have a nice and fat paycheck coming this way!

The lack of content is troubling so now I will share this really cool link. It is an artist that does the ink blot test idea with water colors and then uses the shapes to make them into figures and whatever. It's pretty extraordinary! I'm going to give it a shot myself and see what I can do!

Anyway, I'm going to go now and try and think of an awesome topic that I can blog about...like how I'm sick of the whole "green" marketing scheme. Anyway, bye!

WARNING: Contains Air/Ottoman Humping

While I was browsing a list over at Holy Taco, I ran across this YouTube video:

Not Technically Safe For Work

Okay, the video turns into a large, yet hilarious air humping and ottoman humping fest. I'm not too sure how they are going to score with the ladies after this video...

In reply to this outragous video I came across this:

So yeah, just be warned that your senses will be offended.

Figure A And Figure B

When you are used to going in to a particular store with the Men's restroom on the right and the Women's restroom on the left, its kind of hard NOT assume that it is the same elsewhere. Well, one time I did the mistake of thinking that all these things are equal. 

Needing to pee really bad I opened the door and got a view of something similar to figure a. What I was supposed to see was figure b. 

To only make things worse, a woman and child were standing there looking bewildered at me. Shyly pardoning myself I went and had the most shameful pee of my life.

I had a moment and I thought I would share this story of extreme embarrassment with you all. 

Goodnight!

Sick And Tired

I'm sick of it, all of it. I'm done taking sides and the gaining up on people. This constant bickering within the "War of the OS's" is getting on my nerves. Yes, I do prefer my OS X over the Windows XP, but I'm going to no longer say that it is better. It's just my preference. I know WELL that XP has it's awesome benefits and flaws, just as I have experienced with OS X.

I've used Linux but not much so it kind of got confusing and more complicated than I wanted. But I know that Linux is awesome for programming. Some people swear by it. I'm glad that they have an awesome operating system that they love and support.

So, I'm going to break it down like this:

Windows XP/Vista: Great for household and business use (can handle a variety of products)
Mac OS X: Great for designing and personal use
Linux: Great for programmers and personal use (as long as you know what you are doing)

Therefore, we have no 1 OS that is way better. They all can do some pretty cool things. They are all geared towards different people and different uses. Why do we continue to compare apples and oranges (no pun intended)? I have no idea. People need to shut up and stop bickering.

That is why I am from this point onward not try to complain about a single system or say that one is better than the other. I want to be unlike these other feuding nerds. I am a nerd of isolationism and I am trying to work on being a nerd of indiference. I know what works for me, I am happy with it and I can live my life switching back and forth to all systems if needed.